i wonder if luna needed the nargles and stuff to deal with the bullying. i wonder if it was just easier for her to think they stole her shoes rather than her peers are just being mean to her.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
things i say when im leaving somewhere:
- lets mosey
- lets skedaddle
- lets quit this joint
- lets beat it
i say “let’s blow this popsicle stand”
Let’s hanglide out of this loser emporium.
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray